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"The Adventures of Porko the Meat Clown" Now available, uncensored and in print again for the first time from the vaults of comedy, resurrected by popular demand after being censored and pulled from the shelves!!
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About the Book:
"The adventures of Porko the Meat Clown" comic book chronicles the trials and tribulations of a narcissistic, sex deprived, drug addled, semi-literate corporate mascot for the Monkey Burger franchise. Porko wins and worm himself through situations only a psychologist can comprehend.
Who is Porko The Meat Clown?
Born an only child to Methodist first cousins, Porko, A.K.A. Willard Flimpton, ran away from home at a very early age to sell electric air friers to a very confused but polite Amish community. Upon his horse drawn carriage escort out of town, he stumbled upon the Balmy Brothers Flying Circus & Side Show where he gained confidence to embark on a career as a questionable stand up comic. Opening for such acts as Florence Henderson, Bea Arthur and the late Andy Dick. According to legend, His lucky break came when Flimpton filed a law suit against Monkey Burger's Restaurant, where he was forced to stand up and eat because the plastic table and associated seating were predjudiced aginst a man of his morbid obesity. Monkey Burger to avoid negative publicity, decided later to settle out of court abiding by the judges decision to employ Flipton as there new corporate mascot, Porko The Meat Clown. "Hello World!"
"The Adventures of Porko the Meat Clown" comic book is available at Barnes and Noble, Walmart, Abe books, Goodreads, Booktopia, Amazon (Amazon Link on this website) and virtually anywhere you google Porko the Meat clown. Featured in this book you get the classic 6 lost episodes...
