"The Adventures of Porko the Meat Clown" Now available, uncensored and in print again for the first time from the vaults of comedy, resurrected by popular demand after being censored and pulled from the shelves!!
About the Book:
"The adventures of Porko the Meat Clown" comic book chronicles the trials and tribulations of a narcissistic, sex deprived, drug addled, semi-literate corporate mascot for the Monkey Burger franchise. Porko wins and worm himself through situations only a psychologist can comprehend.
Who is Porko The Meat Clown?
Born an only child to Methodist first cousins, Porko, A.K.A. Willard Flimpton, ran away from home at a very early age to sell electric air friers to a very confused but polite Amish community. Upon his horse drawn carriage escort out of town, he stumbled upon the Balmy Brothers Flying Circus & Side Show where he gained confidence to embark on a career as a questionable stand up comic. Opening for such acts as Florence Henderson, Bea Arthur and the late Andy Dick. According to legend, His lucky break came when Flimpton filed a law suit against Monkey Burger's Restaurant, where he was forced to stand up and eat because the plastic table and associated seating were predjudiced aginst a man of his morbid obesity. Monkey Burger to avoid negative publicity, decided later to settle out of court abiding by the judges decision to employ Flipton as there new corporate mascot, Porko The Meat Clown. "Hello World!"
"The Adventures of Porko the Meat Clown" comic book is available at Barnes and Noble, Walmart, Abe books, Goodreads, Booktopia, Amazon (Amazon Link on this website) and virtually anywhere you google Porko the Meat clown. Featured in this book you get the classic 6 lost episodes...
A hungover Porko browbeats a Monkey Burger employee into stealing a Porko House Charity Box.
Porko has a gig at a nursing home where a crusty old man is in no way in the mood for entertainment. An all-time low with a surprise all- time "High."
Ironically at a "Stay Off Drugs Day" school assembly, Porko's performance becomes a test of his own drug tolerance and sanity.
Porko recruits and mentors his new Monkey Burger assistant, " The Burger Bandit." A dinner and CON...verstion leads to a dine and dash experience. "Don't drink the Saki!"
Porko crashes the funeral of a clown colleague who still owes him money. He manages to sabotage the wake by alienating everyone in attendance with unexceptable rants about death. As a ploy of distraction, he gets what he's after. "Isn't life grand?"
You also get classic never- seen- before fake advertisements and a Porko cut-out page making this an excruciatingly painful experience.
Order your book today and munch a bunch of gummies, throw back some jack, snort up some blow cuz Porko's got yer back.
Here are some reviews from Amazon:
I’ll keep this review short and sweet: if you love and find political incorrect material humorous, then you will love Porko.
The drawings are top notch, and each comic pane - as well as each adventure story - are spot on; each pane will have you rolling with laughter as everything is put so well together.
If you aren’t easily offended and enjoy underground comics, then do yourself a favor and pick up a copy of Porko.
If you are easily offended, don't buy this book.
If you are sometimes offended, stay away.
If you see yourself as someone who can't be offended, why is this not in your library already?
Music credit with permission: Arthur Barrow, " The ears have it," From the album, Razor Eyebrow.
We are seeking investors who would be interested in financially backing us to continue creating artwork and writing more episodes for the Porko book series. Our prospective is to eventually create enough material for a prindigitized and colorized Porko the Meat Clown Volumes 1 and 2. Our interest is finding help in promoting Porko in other forms of media such as online digital comics and full feature animation. We'd love to hear from you. Contact us for permission usage and media enquiries.